.A Jew having no children, no money, no home and a blind mother, prays sincerely to God for improving his status in life.
God is very pleased with his prayer, and............ grants him one wish........... just one !!!!!!!!!!!!
The Jew says OK God, thanks! My one and only wish is-
'I want my Mom to see my wife putting a twenty million dollar diamond necklace around my child's neck, in my Mercedes Benz 600 parked near the swimming pool of our new 5 acre bungalow in Beverly Hills.
GOD: Damn it ! I still have a lot to learn from these Jews.
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